Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
(Source: wescalou, via diamondseffect)
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
and they both died
Friend: go ask
Me: no you go ask
Friend: no you
Me: fine can i have ketchup